• The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.
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kaalashnikov:

luxuryofconviction:

luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

tragically beautiful.

do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider

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nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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