asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via derpy-dash)

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

(via hi)

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joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

(Source: theroguetomlinson, via hi)

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via pizza)

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