This is where Rory reblog's shit

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

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youronlinegirlfriend:

roses are red

anon hate is rude

i can’t write poems

send me a nude

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esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

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weirdteenblogger:

on a scale of one to cody simpson how rejected do you feel 

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best-of-funny:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

X

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

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edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

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worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

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